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THE DEMOLISHER

THE DEMOLISHER

Originally Published the Week of Sept. 4, 2025 in Western Outdoor Publications

Pay no attention to the men behind the mask!

It’s a hot muggy summer night under the bright lights of the outdoor arena. The heat from the lights and the tightly packed presence of the crowd just adds to the stickiness and grit. 

With thunderous stomps on the canvas, the big-bellied-spandex-clad “EL DRAGON MYSTERIO” (Mystery Dragon), repeatedly pounded the writhing torso of his good-guy nemesis “DORADO” (The Golden One).

With each stomp, the crowd boo’d lustily standing and screaming and pumping fists in the air!

With each vicious stomp, the DRAGON looked up at the crowd and arrogantly pounded his chest defying the crowd with his dastardly prowess. Each merciless stomp eliciting even louder boos and screams!

The DORADO is defensively crumpled on the mat absorbing the pounding.  He is defenseless prey to the relentless DRAGON who sneers with each thunderous heel-plant onto his opponent.

This is too much!  The referee does nothing! The DORADO is helpless.

But, then a massive roaring cheer goes up!

It’s the masked DOMELEDOR (The Demolisher) suddenly leaping from the ropes and landing with a massive shoulder against the DRAGON!

The DRAGON folds from the hit and now the blue and yellow-clad DOMELEDOR delivers a muscled elbow to the DRAGON’s kidneys!

The crowd goes wild.  They stomp their feet and scream and chant.  They hate the DRAGON!

Now, the previously defeated DORADO leaps up and the DRAGON is now getting his!

The DORADO delivers a clubbed fist to the head of the DRAGON who spins back and now wobbles like a drunken sailor.  But he gets another flying shoulder from the DOMELEDOR who uses the elastic ropes to launch himself like a human missile into the torso of the DRAGON.

The DRAGON reels and dramatically bounces off the ropes only to be double-kicked by both the DOMELEDOR and DORADO.  It’s the famous DOUBLE- D move!

The crowd jumps, stomps and screams.  The DRAGON crumples and the DORADO pins him to the mat with the DOMELEDOR standing triumphantly with his hand on one hip and a his ham-size fist in the air!

The referee calls a pin!  The match is over and the crowd erupts with high-fives, fist bumps and massive cheers! 

The seemingly exhausted victors parade around the ring while their defeated enemy staggers off the mat and back to the locker room to the jeers of everyone.

This isn’t WWE.  This isn’t in a massive stadium or arena.

This is just local regional professional wrestling. It’s a converted tennis court filled with bleachers!  It’s the famous “Lucha Libre (free fighting)” And no matter, the level, it’s as much a part of Mexican culture and tradition as mariachi music and tamales at Christmas.

From the legendary El Santo to modern-day stars, lucha libre has a long history of producing flamboyant larger-than-life figures, and this trio of wrestlers…the DOMELEDOR, DRAGON and DORADO. are carrying on that tradition with style, skill, athleticism and showmanship even at this city level.

…even with over-sized dad bodies.  No steroids or rippling 6-pack stomach muscles or bulging biceps. Some wrestlers are simply “bulging” barely contained in the stretchy spandex. 

But the enthusiasm is just as frantic.

Several other matches take place, but now, the three wrestlers mingle with the crowd. 

Shaking hands.  Taking selfies and mugging with fans.  It’s all part of it.  Especially the merchandising and the sales of t-shirts and masks is brisk. 

The wrestlers aren’t paid much, but they often get a cut of the sale of swag so they skillfully work the crowd outside the ring with as much enthusiasm as they battled in the ring.

They are larger-than-life heroes and villains and cultivate the image, but never too large to take a selfie or hug a kid.

Later outside the small stadium, we walk to our parked car with our friends.  What a fun evening!

Leaning up against our car is a big smiling figure of a man. It’s Alberto. 

Shhhh….aka the DOMELEDOR!

 Dressed in jeans, tennis shoes and a Nike t-shirt stretched over his big frame, he carries a small gym bag with his glittered spandex and mask and wrestling boots.

Other families  walking to their cars pay no attention to the big man.  Just another guy. They are still talking about the fun wrestling they just witnessed. 

Alberto’s wife hugs him.  She asks if he is OK.  He towers over her with his barrel-sized body.

He says he’ll have a few bruises and might have a crick in his shoulder, but otherwise he’s OK and had fun.  He picks up and hugs his young kids and tells them that they shouldn’t yell so loud at these matches.

While he was wrestling, he could hear them screaming, “Don’t hurt my daddy!” from their seats.  He reminds them that that the identity of the DOMELEDOR is a secret. 

He laughs and puts a meaty index finger to his lips in the universal sign to shush! They smile and promise.

We stop for some Cokes and ice cream.

Tomorrow, the DOMELEDOR goes back to his regular job as a carpenter. 

Despite the fierceness of the ring, the man is the epitome of a gentle teddy bear.  Affectionate, affable, this quiet guy wouldn’t hurt a fly.  He’s a dad who has a unique side hustle in a stretchy outfit. 

He tells me later they all get some basic training and do a little practice in the evenings but there really isn’t that much time for rehearsing. 

They just try to make the stomps, punches and slaps as dramatic and noisy as possible…to “sell the move” to the crowd.

The louder the cheers and boos, the better. 

The referee is actually part of the act and is like a director whispering to the wrestlers if they need to crank it up a notch or do a certain move.

They try not to hurt each other too much.  All the performers are family guys with regular jobs.  But, there are still bumps, bruises and sprains.

Sometimes, “rehearsal” is just the guys getting together and hashing things out over beers!

Sometimes he’s a bad guy, but mostly he gets to be a good guy.

But dings to the body are part of wrestling and you have to love it or find some other way to have a side-income.

With t-shirt and mask sales, he might pull in $200 dollars for an evening.  A lot of money in Mexico.

Alberto has been the DOMELEDOR for 8 years now . But he knows his time is waning.  It takes longer for the bruises to heal and things are starting to hurt just a little more.

And when he steps away for the final time, someone new will don the mask and be the DOMELEDOR.   The image and character continue. 

In fact, the company that hires him and produces these matches has other “DOMELEDOR” characters in other cities with the same mask and outfit.

And the crowds will continue to cheer.

Alberto laughs and says he need a hot shower.  Turn out the lights.  The DOMELEDOR dad, wants to call it a night. 

That’s my story!

Jonathan

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Jonathan Roldan has been writing the Baja Column in Western Outdoor News since 2004.  Along with his wife and fishing buddy, Jilly, they own and run the Tailhunter Sportfishing Fishing Fleet in La Paz, Baja, Mexico  www.tailhunter.com .  They also run their Tailhunter Restaurant Bar on the famous La Paz malecon waterfront.  If you’d like to contact him directly, his e-mail is: jonathan@tailhunter.com

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MEN IN TIGHTS

 

MEN IN TIGHTS…and YOGA PANTS

Originally Published the Week of Nov. 23, 2015 in Western Outdoor News

It has always been on my bucket list of things to do since living in Mexico all these years.

 

But, we got invited by friends of ours…to a LUCHA LIBRE (Mexican wrestling) event and just couldn’t turn it down. How could we? The husband had been a former “luchador” himself going by the name of “El Domelador” (The Demolisher).

 

So, on a chilly fall evening, Jill and I found ourselves wide-eyed and open-mouthed in the middle of several thousand screaming fanaticos in a hastily thrown together concrete outdoor basketball stadium under the stagelights. And we were screaming ourselves having a blast.

 

The event was sold out. There were lines around the neighborhood block to get in. Our friend, the “Domeledor,” got us ring-side seats to see The Apache Sisters; Stardust; Cibernetico; the Super Doll; The Psycho Clowns and the Renegade Texan among others.

 

Pudgy hombres in tights…skinny guys in their kids’ pajamas…fat guys in yoga pants…masks…facepaint…glitter…overweight ladies in stretchy body suits. . .elaborate costumes and others that looked like discards from the Halloween bargain bin. Every match was great.

 

Some guys looked like steroid body-builders. Some looked like they had never seen a gym or the only weights they ever lifted were 12-oz. cans of beer and super-sized burritos.

 

A lot look like your fat uncle or neighbor next door. Or his wife.  One luchador, we found out later, was almost 70-years-old and the bony knees and elbows and hanging arm-skin were not fake!

 

Some were “professional.” Most were not. At least not full-time. We found out later that “El Elegido” was actually the guy taking tickets at the gate before he event!

 

But they could sure entertain and the crowds loved them! There thumps and punches; stomps and kicks. And unlike American wrestling, there was much more emphasis on flying bodies as well as tumbling and acrobatics. And, different. The inside ring is canvas-covered wood. It’s not padded. No spring underneath. A thump is a thump!

 

The interaction with the crowd is more than half the fun. In unison, the “family” crowd chants things that had us cracking up and aghast.

 

I mean, can you imagine 1000 people all chanting at Hulk Hogan (in Spanish) in the U.S. with…

 

“Assh___e! Assh___e! Assh—e!” and then him laughing and pointing at the crowd and flipping them the middle finger?

 

Or the crowd singing “He’s a jerk-o..f” at the referee? And the referee grabbing his crotch and turning to the crowd and telling the crowd, “Shut up Cabrones!”

 

Or two luchadores pounding the frijoles out of each other then freezing to smile at someone with a cellphone camera then resume smacking each other around?

 

All in fun.

 

And I learned a lot too.

 

Is it rigged? Not as much as you think!

 

The Domeledor explained to me that it’s a lot of “entertainment” but he would come home with plenty of bruises on his face and arms. His chest would have lots of broken blood vessels. His wife told me about him coming home with lots of swollen lips and faces.

 

They would not choreopraph the actual moves, but they would train very hard on jumping, flipping, twists and “combinations” of multiple moves.

 

The one who “orchestrates” things is actually the referee who would guage the mood of the crowd. He would calculate the cheering and the crowd favorite and how things would go.

 

The referee would whisper to the luchadores about when they needed to speed things up…do a “crowd pleaser move”…and when someone would take a fall. Or hit harder. Or throw the other guy through the ropes!

 

Yes, there are good guys and bad guys. The “technicos” are the good guys and the “rudos” are the “rude ones” who break the rules. Sometimes the crowd loves the “technicos” and sometimes they root for the “rudos.” It all depends on who is pleasing the crowd more. The bad guys are always the most fun.

 

He told me about some of the “tricks” of the ring. Here come the “spoilers” for those of you who are really into WWE wrestling…

 

When someone stomps another luchador, the “slap” is often the sound of the opposite foot stomping the mat or the louder slap is the hand slapping against a thigh.

 

Face punches and slaps are the sound of the palm hitting against a chest or the palm of another hand…like when you clap your hands.

 

Smashing a chair against your opponent’s head, one uses the soft part of the folding chair that bends easier and the forward part of the seat that easily folds back to absorb the hit.

 

However, spit is real. These guys spit A LOT!

 

But, make no mistake…for all the fake stuff, hits, kicks and punches do land accidentally It’s all part of it. It takes practice to make a hit sound and look violent. But, even a fake hit can hurt.

 

According to my Domeledor amigo, anonymity is EVERYTHING. That’s why they wear the mask. The Demeledor has lived in La Paz almost his whole life.

 

He was a champion free-style wrestler in mainland Mexico before he became a luchador and then wrestled for about 10 years in La Paz, where we live. He has rarely ever revealed his identity and still guards it religiously.

 

They live behind the mask and facepaint and when appearing for any public events they never show their faces.  In fact, one of the biggest disgraces is for a luchador to have his mask taken away from him by an opponent. There goes the magic. Sometimes an old luchador will do it as a form of “falling on the sword” in retirement or when a luchador wants to change to another personality.

 

My amigo explained to me that the promotion company actually owns the “personalities.” The actual wrestlers are usually just “employees.” Employees can get hurt…quit…get fired…but the personality can endure for years or for decades.

 

So, someone named “El Diablo” might not be the same guy all the time even though El Diablo has dominated his matches year-after-year. Or the guy might put on a different mask and be called “Superfreak.”

 

Sometimes, just like circus families there are families that are wrestling families and the son or grandson continues on with a family character.

 

Money is not very big. They earn a meager salary or portion of the gate. Most of the money comes from a percentage of the abundant t-shirts and costume sales at the arena or stadium. There’s no insurance. There’s no workman’s compensation. If you’re hurt, they find someone else to put on the mask.

 

But, as my friend explained, there’s nothing like the adrenaline of being “in the ring” and having everyone cheering for you or calling you a “cabron.”

 

Or being able to turn around and flip the one-fingered salute to several thousand people and have them laugh!

That’s my story!

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Jonathan Roldan has been writing the Baja Column in Western Outdoor News since 2004.  Along with his wife and fishing buddy, Jilly, they own and run the Tailhunter International Fishing Fleet in La Paz, Baja, Mexico  www.tailhunter-international.com.  They also run their Tailhunter Restaurant Bar on the famous La Paz malecon waterfront.  If you’d like to contact him directly, his e-mail is riplipboy@tailhunter-international.com  or drop by the restaurant to say hi!

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