BUMPS IN THE NIGHT
ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED the WEEK of Oct. 9, 2021 in WESTERN OUTDOOR PUBLICATIONS
I am often asked about renting cars or just driving around Baja in general.
Or there are folks who tell me they are going to make some grand “Banzai” run from the border all the way down to Cabo. They tell me they drive wide open and non-stop like race car drivers.
They ask me for advice.
Having been down here almost 30 years and also having driven the Baja over a dozen times top to bottom and back, I mostly have one rule.
Do not drive at night.
Frankly, it’s dangerous.
When I tell folks that, I see their eyes go wide.
No, it’s not the banditos.
Some cartel is not going to grab you and run away with you.
The legendary chubacabra (vampire bat/dog) is not going to suck your blood and leave you in the desert.
It’s much more simple than that.
You have a great possibility of bumping into something at night in Mexico. Or, even missing something completely!
I don’t care how careful of a driver you are.
Mexican road are notoriously bad. You are probably already on an unfamiliar patch of highway or road.
A foot-deep pothole can suddenly shred a tire or bend an axle. Not to mention shake your dentures.
Also, consider this.
The Mexican road construction guys just LOVE to install speed bumps of all kinds. If one speed bump works let’s install 5 more just for fun!
At one point, in the two miles from my home to my office, there were 36 speed bumps along the way. You’ll hit them at the strangest places placed there for no apparent reason.
Some would give an Abrams battle tank fits. Others are spaced just enough so it’s like driving over a washboard. Others will literally launch your car airborne if you hit it at just the right speed.
Also, driving at night, you put on your headlights, right? Don’t assume other drivers will also have their headlights on. In fact, don’t assume other drivers even have headlights or taillights or brake lights for that matter.
Oh, and if they have headlights, they like to drive at you or pull up behind you with their bright hi-lights on.
Assuming again that you’re on unfamiliar roadway, things aren’t always well marked. Street signs can be non-existent, broken, hidden behind bushes and even hidden behind other signs.
This includes stop signs. Street lights. Street names. Detours. Warnings about potholes and speed bumps coming up…SOON!
Street lights often don’t work or are non-existent.
Therefore, all things considered, you have a great possibility of getting LOST. Or getting a traffic ticket. Remember, you’re in a highly visible rental car or a car with non-Mexican license plates.
I see it happen all the time.
Another thing I’ve noticed is that a lot of folks dress in black at night. I don’t know if it’s a fashion thing, but they’ll dash across a street. Walk through a crosswalk without looking. Jog and bike rider right in the traffic lane too!
Out in the country side, you have a whole other set of things to be concerned about.
Often, there’s debris on the roadway. Rocks. Parts of trees. Trash. Things that have fallen off other trucks or cars. Even on the best highways, there is always that danger.
I’ve seen it all. I’ve hit them all!
Even moreso, the biggest danger is hitting animals.
I’m not talking cats and dogs. Domestic street animals are usually pretty smart.
I have seen wild pigs and deer that occasionally cross a highway.
However, it’s the cows, burros, horses and goats you need to watch out for. Mostly, they are freerange animals left to wander a the countryside by a land owner.
They can be grazing on the side of the road. Often, at night, they will lie on the pavement for warmth. They can suddenly dart out’ve the bushes across the road.
In the middle of the night on a long lonely stretch of desert a herd of goats suddenly were in our headlights as we rounded a corner. We were already half-dazed from a lengthy drive.
Our big pickup with dually-rear tires ripped right into the herd. I would swear that I saw two bodies fly up and over our windshield and cab and our tires rapidly went “bump-bump” over others several several times.
Oops! No way to avoid them.
Even worse, I’ve had friends hit larger animals like a cow, or a burro. Not only is there extensive damage to the vehicle, but on several occasions, the animal is now the ranchers “most prized” and expensive piece of livestock.
Or course, it is.
Even if it was really nothing more than a scrawny range animal wandering the property.
The rancher now wants BIG MONEY.
So, drive in the light. Stay safe. Take your time.
That’s my story!
Jonathan
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