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SUMMER STORM MARS DORADO BITE BUT BIG BULLS CHEW POST RAIN – La Paz Fishing for July 30, 2006

Photo: Blake Cook was on his first trip from Utah and got this nice bull dorado. N0. . . he didn’t catch the fish in the desert. He’s standing at the nude beach at Balandra north of La Paz.

MOTHER NATURE SPANKS THE FISHING

Not much to tell you! We had one of the best dorado bites in the history of mankind happening then this week, tropical storm Emelia came and shut it all down with rain and wind for almost 3 days and we had to cancel boats. Since the storm ended, however, it looks like it washed a lot of stuff into the water that’s already starting to shape up in long current lines for the dorado so we expect a nice comeback.

Boats late in the week were finding some dorado and marlin. Actually, the dorado that were found were all big bulls! Bob Sayre of Chicago got 4 fish over 40 pounds. No dinks! (Of course, Bob thought the fish were all 60 pounders, but the captain said they were all 40-50 pound fish legitimately). Temps are back to the mid-90’s and the coming week looks clear. Water temps are interestingly just about the same as the air…92.

AERO CALIFORNIA

The airline we love to hate now says no flights before Aug. 10th. However, check this out…don’t count on it. All of a sudden, they finally put up their website at http://www.aerocalfornia.com/. Yes, it looks like they will fly. Want the bad news? No where on their website is Los Angeles or any other international destination listed, We been jammed! It looks like they will only be a domestic carrier. Rat bastards! Here’s what I’d do if I were holding an Aero Cal ticket:

1. Contact your credit card company to reverse charges
2. Fly Aero Mexico / Aero Litoral (same company) to La Paz
3. Fly any number of carriers into Cabo and we’ll arrange shuttles back up to La Paz

Or…

4. I’m sorry, amigos…you can call me to cancel your trip or we’ll get you credit for a future trip if you have deposits with us.

ALASKA AIR

Alaska Air starts flying Oct. 30th and the response has been extremely strong. We’re already taking reservations for November. There’s some good rates, pescadores. Let us know if you’re interestested.

That’s my story!
Jonathan

Jonathan Roldan’s Tailhunter International

Website: www.tailhunter-international.com
Phone: (626) 333-3355FAX: (626) 333-0115
E-Mail: Riplipboy@aol.com
U.S. Office: 3319 White Cloud Dr., Suite A, Hacienda Hts. CA 91745

“When your life finally flashes before your eyes, you will have only moments to regret all the things in life you never had the courage to try.”

DORADO GO BALLISTIC FOR BEST BITE OF SEASON – La Paz Report for July 23, 2006

PHOTOS OF THE WEEK

Photo 1

Gina Ferialdi’s Group comes down each year and got into an unbelieveable dorado bite with each boat getting early limits of fish up to 42 pounds. The group pulled away from schools of fish that were still boiling around the boat simply because they were out’ve bait and tired! Here’s some of the group with some of the larger bulls. Left to right: Gina Ferialdi (Sierra Madre CA); Ken Blaustein (Pasadena CA); John Knowles (Pasadena CA); Lisa Brandley (Monrovia CA); Dave Brandley (Monrovia CA); John Dunne (Sierra Madre CA); Leo Dunn IV (Durango CO); Brianne Dunn (Durango CO); Leo Dunn III (Pasadena CA).


Photo 2

Self Explanatory! It’s easy to get them to pose for me! I hate boring photos! Thanks, Gang!

THE FISH REPORT

POSSIBLY THE BEST DORADO BITE OF THE SEASON AS FISH GO AIRBORNE!

Last week the full moon dorado bite was phenomenal and I thought it just couldn’t get better. I was wrong.

This week the bite right in front of La Paz between Espiritu Santo Island and Cerralvo Island exploded day after day with more dorado than I have seen in several seasons. Fish between 10 and 40 pounds were the average with boats spanking so many fish and catching and releasing as fast as they could go being finished and plugged sometimes as early as 9:30 or 10 a.m. out of bait and out of energy. I had one laughable experience this week. I was aboard with Lisa Brandley and Gina Ferialdi and Captain Raul “Chito” Martinez. The husbands were on another boat trying to fight off their own dorado.

Both ladies were fighting fish. The captain had another one on the rod. I was holding a rod in each hand with fish on each rod trying to hang on when one of the wives screamed. There were so many dorado jumping through the air, that one fish jumped into the panga then jumped out again and it wasn’t even hooked! That’s how nuts it has been this week!

There’s huge patches of sargasso weeds stretching all over from Las Cruces to the south north to about the Charro Bank and from Punta Norte at Cerralvo to the west near the wreckof the Salvatierra. Additionally, heck…just look for bird diving or drag a feather until it’s hit. Toss a few baits and watch the ocean explode with dorado.

The fish just turned stupid or something! It gets to the point where the fish are fighting and jumping over each other to attack the baits. On one day lone this week, I went through 50 hooks (that’s all you need) cutting fish loose or just re-tying hooks. At another point the fish were so voracious and I knew the clients were under control that I took my long whippy stick to the bow and tied on a big huge bass popper. I took off all hooks and just fired it out. Oh my!!! Watching 2, 3, or more dorado attack it at the same time and coming out’ve the water and watch them bump heads in mid-air or grab the lure and then have it fly out’ve their mouths…hit the water again with a splash and have more dorado attack it was just one of the coolest things to do. All you really had to do was cast it out and give it a twitch and watch dorado bee-line towards the lure and try to inhale it!!!

I sure got a scare at one point this week. You know I take our services pretty seriously and personal. John Dunne and his wife, Gina, went out one day and came back looking very serious. There was obviously a problem! Oh-no. John said that they had an issue to take up with me and that I had lied to them. That’s pretty serious stuff when someone says I lied!
“What?” My heart was sinking. John and Gina aren’t just clients…they are good friends.
“You lied to us,” said John. “You told us we’d catch all our fish by 10:30 a.m.!”
I didn’t know what to say. Had they taken me that literally? I could feel me self tense up and prepare to get blasted.
“Yes, you lied. We did not catch all our fish by 10:30. We caught them by 10:20!!!!!” With that they broke out laughing!
I literally sank to the ground trying to stop my heart from freezing. Joke’s on me! I’m gonna get ’em back next time…(do you hear that, JD?)
On the other side…
Las Arenas boats have had a so-so bite compared to La Paz with all the dorado. Either our Las Arenas guys are headed out to the buoys off Muertos or headed far north to mix it up with our La Paz boats in the Channel in the sargasso between Espiritu Santo and north Cerralvo Island (long danged way!) No wahoo have show up at all this season, but roosters (smaller ones); pargo; cabrilla and pompano have been the main catch which are all great eating fish and fun on light tackle. Don’t know where all the marlin have gone, but no hookups this week although there’s sightings a-plenty.

Folks…just being out on the water this week has been great. In addition to just WATCHING the dorado, there are huge schools of porpoise of several different varieties, sea turtles, manta rays, pilot whales and whale sharks cruising. Everyday bring some new surprise or two…or three!

It’s hot, humid and sunny with air temps in the low 100’s and water temps in the low 90’s. Not really much else going on besides the dorado, but no one is complaining.

ALASKA AIR FINALLY ANNOUNCES NEW SCHEDULE

In case you didn’t get my announcement earlier this week, Alaska Air is finally coming in and has announced it’s schedule. Beginning Oct. 30, it might be too late to save a lot of folks holding Aero Cal tickets but Alaska will start flying Mondays, Wednesday, and Saturdays. There are some great rates. In fact, if you contact Alaska Air, and buy tickets before July 31, they have tickets as low as $125 one day from LAX to La Paz! The tickets have to be used before Dec. 19th. Check that out. http://www.alaskaair.com/Default.aspx?ASDBD=J1

Fishing in the late fall can be pretty darned good, amigo. It’s transitional time and all depends on whether the winds start blowing from the north. If they start, water temps can drop rapidly as do air temps and the whole complexion of our fishing changes. If the winds hold off, we can still have incredible fishing! The last 3 seasons, the winds held off and we continued to catch dorado, marlin, sailfish, wahoo, tuna, pargo, yellowtail, and other warm water species well into the Christmas holidays. Click here for our fishing charts: http://tailhunter-international.com/fishingchart.htm

For anyone who books with us between Nov. 1 and Dec. 19th, we’ll give you a 10 percent discount on any of our regular fishing packages. (Condos, suites, not included and cannot be utlitized with any other packages).

That’s my story!
Jonathan

Jonathan Roldan’s Tailhunter InternationalWebsite: http://www.tailhunter-international.com/Phone: (626) 333-3355FAX: (626) 333-0115E-Mail: Riplipboy@aol.comU.S. Office: 3319 White Cloud Dr., Suite A, Hacienda Hts. CA 91745
“When your life finally flashes before your eyes, you will have only moments to regret all the things in life you never had the courage to try.”

Published Western Outdoor News week of July 23, 2006

CHEAP FISHING AIN’T ALWAYS GOOD…GOOD FISHING NOT ALWAYS CHEAP!

“I am going to be in Cabo San Lucas next month. Please send me information about your cheapest fishing deal ASAP. “

That’s an e-mail I got the other day. Not too different from hundreds I might get in any given week during the Baja fishing season. I started to reply telling the writer, “Sorry, I’m not in Cabo San Lucas, I’m in La Paz. Good luck. Thanks for asking. Blah blah blah…”

I was going to refer him to some amigos in Cabo, but then noticed that the same blanket e-mail had been sent to about 2 zillion other operators in Baja. Essentially, he had sent the same e-mail from Tijuana to Rosarito and Mulege to Loreto and the East Cape plus La Paz and, of course, Cabo San Lucas. I recognized quite a few of the other e-mail addresses and just shook my head. Many were friends and associates.

I wished the guy good luck and told him that I was in La Paz, not Cabo. I went on to say that although it’s the information “super highway” he was going to get a boatload of responses from all kinds of operators. Some good. Some bad. But everyone of them was going to claim to be the “biggest, best, fish catchers on the wild wooly Baja!” He had let himself in for a super highway traffic jam and a bigger headache of confusion than when he started.

I wished him luck in his endeavors but also warned him of his criterion for making a selection, ergo, “your cheapest fishing deal.” Hmmmm…

I told him of a saying I once heard. “Good fishing isn’t always cheap and cheap fishing isn’t always good.” Think about that.

Even in these pages at WON, we see page after page of “deals” and “offers.” Most are darned great operations that I’ll bet my last dorado on and have been for years. But, you have to compare apples to apples and oranges to oranges. Make sure of what you’re getting.

Here’s Jonathan’s Baja Rules borne of way too many years down here looking for a “deal. Follow me on this…
1. There’s no such thing as free (Those “free beers” on that airflight are not free.)
2. Everyone knows the value of their services. (Each of us knows exactly what our day of work is worth and although there might be a bit of fudging, whether you build houses or are a rocket scientist or drive fishing boats, there’s a point where you will not discount your services.
3. Everyone needs to make a living
4. You get exactly what you pay for.

Using “Jonathan’s Baja Rules” above, apply that to the scenario where you pick a fishing operation based strictly on price. They got a nice website. They promise you fish at a “cut rate” deal. Just because you’re paying 100 bucks less than the next operation, do you think the price of gas to run that boat got cheaper? NOT! But the captain or owner might be less inclined to take you “way out there” where the fish are really biting. Do you think the captain is going to get paid less? He still puts in a full day. Or, if he gets paid less, will he be as motivated to go charging out there with the rest of the fleet or stay out as long for that special “afternoon bite?” If you were in his shoes, what would you do? Human nature 101.

Of course, I’m speaking in generalities. There’s great deals to be had and no one should pay too much. But know what you’re getting and keep my rules in mind!

I used to have guys spend several grand on a trip and several grand on fishing tackle then ask for a pack of “100 hooks for 3 dollars” because they “save money.” None of us (even me) ever gets to fish as much as we want. This whole fishing sport is fraught with variables we cannot control (weather, fickle fish, etc.) so control the things you can control and don’t make your decisions simply based on price scrimping on the important stuff.

That’s my story. If you ever want to reach me, my e-mail is riplipboy@aol.com




PHOTOS OF THE WEEK:

PHOTO 1 – 14 year-old Mike Harkins from Los Angeles has a knack for getting big fish each year he comes to La Paz including this sweet 30 pound class bull that he caught on the La Paz side this past week.

PHOTO 2 – A wild week of parties here, especially for the Jim Booth Group from Riverside. Here Jorge shows off his enhanced uh…chest against the Corona Girls during our big Corona Beach Party at La Concha Beach.

PHOTO 3 – Chris Silva from Riverside says it all. No explanation needed!

THE FISH REPORT

FULL MOON DORADO TEAR IT UP –

So much for that full-moon superstition! The dorado bit like their fins were on fire this week! In fact, it got to be a little too good. Usually sometimes if fishing isn’t so good, guys get frustrated and will cancel some fishing trips and decide to sleep in or lay on the beach. This week on several occasions, the fishing was so turbo, guys came back beat up and tired and canceled trip because they had no more room in their ice chests (even after releasing fish!) or strength in their arms!

The best fishing was on the La Paz side, but the buoys at Las Arenas were also holding fish. It was a case of just being on the right spot! You could go all day and scratch fish then hit the right sargasso patch or the right buoy and watch dorado life explode in your face and go non-stop bendo for the next hour! Just had to be patient. Sometimes the dorado rodeo was early. Sometimes it was late. Sometimes it was just spending that last 10 minutes out there on the water.

Once the fish were going, however…forget it!!! They’d bite a piece of tortilla flipped in the water! Guys were coming back with “tales of tails” literally charging the boat in a race to the baits. There were a lot of punk firecracker fish (many getting released), but there were also larger bulls in the 30-50 pound class as well.

I was on Black Magic one way with the youngsters from the Greg Leon group and the boys put a couple of 35 plus pound fish in the box, but not quite enough to beat the dads fishing the super pangas who got 40 plus pounders. Same for the Jim Booth group earlier in the week who also stuck some nice bulls as well as marlin, cabrilla and pargo. That’s what Steve Vetrone and his partner, Von did. When they got tired of all the dorado, they lit out for the rocks and went after the pargo and cabrilla which still seemed to be holding inshore.

No tuna or roosters or wahoo to speak of and the marlin bite was off, but that could also be a function of all the folks chasing dorado. I did go diving one day this week and the water temps were an incredible 87-92 degrees on the surface. I gotta tell ya that I dove through one rock overhang about 35 feet down and came face-to-face with about 30 nice sized dog tooth snapper that just stared back at me with grins like little kids caught with cookies and milk in the closet! I thought of all the times these danged fish had kicked my butt! These were 5-30 pound snapper and darned lucky they were hanging out in a protected area or else I’d have marked the spot on my GPS and been back in the morning.

We did have some thundershower roll throw that did opened the heavens on us with thunder, lightning and heavy rain. But they were short lived despite being spectacular.

FIESTA TIME

Special shout out to Jim Booth’s group out’ve La Paz. What a fun batch of folks. We hired them a big party tour bus to bring them up from Cabo loaded with drinks, music and video. We threw a big Corona party on the beach complete with the Corona gals and even a big taco cookout at the Sunset Bar where folks were up on the bar dancing and I was asked to preside over a wedding…as the PREACHER!!! Dave Aguilar and Denise Miller actually had flower and exchanged rings amid massive tequila toasting and good wishes as I held a broom over their heads and stood on a bar chair! Oh…and they also caught fish too!

HOTEL LOS ARCOS TO RE-OPEN

After almost two months of closure because of a labor dispute with the union, the two sides finally came to an agreement and the popular hotel will be opening July 17th, although their corporate offices tell me it’s more likely to be July 19th. Glad they’re opening. Lots of people had it rough with no work.

LOS ANGELES TIMES

In case you missed my posting, we were mentioned in a front page story of the business section in the Los Angeles Times on July 11th. In a story by Marty Zimmerman, he gives a good piece about the new airlines that might be flying into Baja next year. Here’s the link: http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-airmex10jul10,1,4126442.story?coll=la-headlines-business&track=crosspromo

That’s my story!
Jonathan
Jonathan Roldan’s Tailhunter InternationalWebsite: www.tailhunter-international.comPhone: (626) 333-3355FAX: (626) 333-0115E-Mail: Riplipboy@aol.comU.S. Office: 3319 White Cloud Dr., Suite A, Hacienda Hts. CA 91745
“When your life finally flashes before your eyes, you will have only moments to regret all the things in life you never had the courage to try.”


Published in Western Outdoor News week of July 17, 2006

Photo: Aero California in the glory days at La Paz Airport

IS HELP REALLY ON THE WAY?
Can’t I just have MY Aero California back, the way it used to be?

It’s been almost 4 months since Aero California’s fleet was grounded from flying from it’s U.S./ Mexico routes for “safety and maintenance inspections.” Thousands of travelers have been stranded and the economic damage all the way around hasn’t even begun to be tallied.

Although a handful of it’s planes have been cleared to get going, the airline itself is still being coy about when and where it will fly. Talk about a “manana attitude.” Aero Cal has been saying, “Next week we’ll fly for sure” since the beginning of April only to disappoint. As of this week, their current timetable is given as July 17th. Oh sure…

Aero Cal was the airline we all loved to hate and make fun of. It was the red-headed step kid that always got the brown end of the stick. It was habitually late. It lost luggage. It served “mystery” meals where travelers often unwrapped their food then looked around at each other wondering what it was. The toilets leaked. Window shades sometimes didn’t work. Water from the air-conditioning sytems sometimes dripped on you. It was called “Aero Scare-O”; “Scare-O California”; and even “Aero Tal Vez”(Aero Maybe) by many of my Mexican friends for it’s its tendancy for arriving late all the time.

But, you know what? It got us there as the most popular and economic way to connect through Los Angeles to destinations such as Loreto, La Paz, Cabo, Puerta Vallarta and others. Something like 200 flights a day. Since it’s grounding, travelers have suffered either no airflights or had to travel on inflated ticket prices on other alternative carriers who charged double and triple what Aero California once offered. That in-service beer and boxed lunch is NOT free when you’re now paying $600 bucks or more from Los Angeles to Cabo!

The biggest problem is that thousands of folks are already holding Aero Cal tickets and wondering what to do with them! Aero Cal is not offering refunds until they get back in the air. No matter what they say, that seems like a big “IF.”

From what I understand, even though a handful of planes have been cleared to fly, how will that handful of 5-7 planes replace what a fleet of several dozen Aero Cal planes used to do? Will there be daily flights? Where will it fly? Only Los Angeles has been slated as it’s sole international destination. The rest of it’s schedule is supposed to be only within Mexico.

Further, my fears are doubled by the fact that I’m told Aero California still owes a palapa full of pesos for back pay; airport fees and fuel. I can only hope they pull it together, but even so, how much confidence will the public have in the planes? Want to be on that very first flight from LAX to Cabo?

However, according to a recent story in the Los Angeles Times business section by Martin Zimmerman (July 10, 2006) http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-airmex10jul10,1,4126442.story?page=1&track=crosspromo&coll=la-headlines-business, if we can get through this season, it seems the skies of Mexico will look like a food fight in the junior high cafeteria. Duck! Here comes another Twinkie!

U.S. airlines such as Alaska, Delta, Jet Blue and Frontier are all making strong bids to jump into the void in the lucrative U.S/ Mexico travel market, especially from west coast points-of-departure such as Southern California and the Pacific Northwest. Mexican carriers such as Mexicana and Aero Mexico are still on stage, but make room for new econo air carriers such as Avolar and Interjet. Avolar, which recently started flying from Tijuana to other Mexican cities in brand new jets, plans to add several dozen more planes and expand into the U.S. Interjet is flying from mainland Mexico and has a similar agenda. Both airlines have been drawing rave reviews from travelers.

Competition is good. I think it will be great for prices (Sure, just like having a bunch of gas stations help keep down the price of gas!) We certainly need economic reliable air travel into Baja and other Mexican destinations. Lord know that places like where I am in La Paz have been strangled by the lack of alternative inexpensive air carries.

But a part of me also laments what all this easy travel will bring to the Baja. “If you build it, they will come” was the line from a “Field of Dreams.” They are already building. They are already coming. And THEY is you and me and we’re bringing with it everything we supposedly ran away from back in the states…urban sprawl, traffic, noise, crime, trash, graffiti and fast food as we import more and more of the gringo lifestyle. Now it will be even easier. I can’t wait to buy my ticket. Help is on the way, but who’s going to save us from ourselves? “Green Grow the Hills” indeed.

That’s my story. If you ever want to reach me, my e-mail is riplipboy@aol.com.

PHOTO OF THE WEEK

Retired dentist, Dr. Dave Perine from Washington state, repeatedly broke off in shallow water off Cerralvo Island on 130 pound leader and 80 pound mainline using big 24″ ladyfish as bait trying to land some of our big dog tooth pargo (cubera snapper). He finally got one in the boat…this 35 pounder with the aid of Capt. Valente, but these are the kind of toads (and larger) still taking anglers to school in the rocks right now.

THE FISH REPORT -DORADO SIZZLE ALONG WITH THE SUMMER – MARLIN STILL ON THE CHEW – TUNA POP AND TEASE AT LAS ARENAS – WAHOO YOOHOO? – AERO CALIFORNIA – PHOTO OF THE WEEK

MAHI RIP IT UP

Weather almost as hot as the fishing this past week with water temps finally hitting the 90’s and air temps tickling triple digits as well but at least it’s not humid like it was last week. Last week, the air was as thick and sticky as gravy!

Right now…for the fishing, if you put in a day or two on the water, it was pretty hard NOT to get bit by dorado. You might have an off day or miss the spot but for the most part, it’s dorado rodeo time with fish seemingly getting bigger and more and more bulls for both my Las Arenas and La Paz fleets.

Wish people would release more fish actually. No reason to be taking as many fish as I’ve seen. One guy (not our clients) was bragging about 100 fish today as I listened in a restaurant. I didn’t have the heart and was too pissed to ask him if he kept them all, but even if he kept 1/3 of them, that’s stupid. Heard someone else talking about 50 yesterday. C’mon…

Quite a few marlin and sails around sometimes literally begging to be fed. Tuna keep popping up at Las Arenas and surprising everyone for a day or two then going to ground then showing up again a day or two later. Nice grade 10-30 pound footballs. Still nice roosters around as well as big dog tooth pargo if you have the patience. Wahoo are in the area, but no one seems to be able to make one stick.

THE ELECTIONS AND AERO CALIFORNIA

Well, as expected, there was movement after last week’s July 2nd Presidential election. However, no one seems to be quite sure who won! Actually, PAN candidate Calderon won by the slimmest of percentage points, but it took like…4 days to figure it all out and opposition party candidate Obrador is screaming fraud as he won by something like 200,000 votes out’ve 40 million ballots! That’s a drop in the bucket. There have already been a few protests, but most are accepting the fact that Calderon is the new head hombre here.

What did that mean for us at ground zero who felt the Aero Cal fiasco was all politically motivated? Well, surprise…Aero Cal got the OK to officially fly and hit the air with 5 planes. The bad news? Aero Cal canceled all flight until at least July 17 with no end in sight…Lovely… That’s my story!
Jonathan
Jonathan Roldan’s Tailhunter International Website: www.tailhunter-international.comPhone: (626) 333-3355FAX: (626) 333-0115E-Mail: Riplipboy@aol.comU.S. Office: 3319 White Cloud Dr., Suite A, Hacienda Hts. CA 91745
“When your life finally flashes before your eyes, you will have only moments to regret all the things in life you never had the courage to try.”

Published week of July 7, 2006 – Western Outdoor News Regular Baja Column

VACATION 911

Some clients of mine had the type of rough week down here that I would wish on no one. It’s rare, but it can happen as easily I guess as in Mexico as it can in Egypt, Italy or Japan if you’re vacationing this summer.

You’re traveling and you or someone else gets hurt. It’s an accident, but you’re far from home. You don’t speak the language. You have no idea how the phones work. You have no idea what to do or who to talk to.

My buddy’s wife got brushed over a small cliff when a speeding drunken driver veered over onto the sidewalk. It was nighttime and dark. The other members in the group scattered and dove one way. She dove the other, right over a concrete embankment and down a cliff hitting nothing but air until her head and shoulder hit directly on the concrete and rocks below with a snap and a crack. Pandemonium set in with panic. (The diot driver, by the way, stumbles out of his vehicle screaming at everyone else about “running his evening” even though he was on the wrong side of the road. No remorse.)

Fortunately, we were able to get medical help and the right people to do the right things. She was flown home for emergency surgery after some intense emergency room treatment at the local hospital. In the middle of all this, her own husband had a near heart attack which brought in another whole set of doctors and additions to the crisis.

Short of finding yourself standing in your nightie in the dark on a ship named “Titanic” , the above is a nightmare of the worst kind for vacationers. It’s one thing to lose your luggage or have your flight delayed. If you think about it, there’s a big difference between an “inconvenience” and “life and death.” Most things that piss us off in life are usually nothing more than inconveniences of one type or another. It’s really different when all the red lights are going off in your brain.

So, what d’ya do?

Prevention is best. Short of just using common sense and not doing stoooopid things that would get you hurt even at home like drinking and driving; jumping off hotel roofs into swimming pools; or playing with spearguns, sometimes stuff just happens. Just keep your eyes open and be aware of your surroundings even if you’re on your 5th pina colada.

Bring your medical insurance papers when you travel and, like your passport and i.d., make a photocopy of it and keep it someplace different than your originals. Oh…it also helps to tell your traveling companions where you stealthily hid it too! Don’t be such a clever ninja.

If you need prescripton medications, bring extra, just in case you’re delayed. Bringing a copy of your prescription is also a good idea to show to a doctor or to get additional refills if needed. If you’re traveling with a child, this is doubly important. If only one parent is with the child, carry a notarized letter from the non-traveling parent giving the traveling parent power to make any medical decisions if necessary.

By the way, carry your prescriptions WITH you! Several weeks ago I had a client who arrived, but one of his duffle bags went to Zimbabwe or somewhere. It arrived two days later. OK, the bag had some reels in it. That could be remedied. However, he also stuck his asthma and heart medications in there too! His negligence suddenly became everyone else’s emergency.

Additionally, I usually frown on using my credit cards because of the high transaction fees, but credit cards are ideal to have in an emergency. Don’t use it to buy your kid a t-shirt or for that bottle opener shaped like a lizard. Use it to get medical care or to buy a quick airline ticket home…stuff like that. Understandably, a medical provider is much more inclined to treat you if they know you can pay for it either with a credit card or medical insurance . When you or someone is hurting, you can argue about the 5 dollar aspirin later.

Speaking of insurance, if you’re driving, the few bucks for auto insurance is worth every penny in an accident. In Mexico, they go by the old Napoleanic Code from their days when France ran things here. That means, you’re “guilty until you prove your innocence.” It also means, no treatment until you “show us the money.” It’s not personal. It applies to Mexicans as well as to you. So, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of pain. Your travel agent can also recommend travel insurance whereby in a serious accident, you can be covered for an emergency team from the U.S. to retrieve you and fly you out.

Many folks don’t realize. Most of the better hotels in Baja have a doctor and even dentists on staff or on call. As well, they can be your support to get an ambulance out to you if it’s something major. (Also, they also have first aid boxes usually at the reception desk for the more minor “emergencies” like cuts or Montezuma’s Revenge.) Last year, one of my good friends and clients had a bad diabetic attack and the doctor came right over; did an exam; popped an injection; gave him a pat on the head and charged 40 bucks.

Finally, the cell phone is the lifeline. Many of the U.S. carriers now work in Baja. Check to see if yours has coverage in the area you’re headed to and, if so, pay a few extra dollars and get the international plan for about 5 bucks so you can make and receive calls cheaply. Where I am in La Paz, T-Mobile, ATT, and Cingular work pretty well. Sometimes Verizon and Nextel do also, but coverage is expanding. In the larger cities, coverage is even better. Take a moment and learn to make and receive an international call. It’s easy. Also, Mexico has it’s own version of 911. Call 066 to get an emergency response.

At that moment where you need to have your wits about you, you’ll be better prepared. Safe travels to you all.
That’s my story. If you ever want to reach me, my e-mail is riplipboy@aol.com

SUPERSIZE ME – published July 2006 – Western Outdoor News

SUPERSIZE ME

Over the last two weeks, I conducted an unofficial and totally un-clinical experiment just for the fun of it.

I charted the fishing results of each of our fishing pangas and/or cruisers. I added up the fish that were caught as well as those that were released. I talked to the anglers and skippers. I checked out perhaps 40 different fishing trips.

I had always wanted to see if there’s any truth to the maxim that, “big bait gets big fish.” When I used to deckhand more regularly and even now that I guide, it always seemed to me that there was some validity to the statement. But, I just wanted to see what happened if I did an informal study.

What I found was interesting. Eight out’ve ten times, the anglers who used the larger baits (mackerel, ladyfish, mullet, caballitos) got the larger fish. Interestingly, the guys who used chunk bait (method of tossing chunks of baitfish into the water and one with a hook into it to entice the fish to eat) also generally got the larger fish.

That’s not to say the guys using say, sardines, had a bad time. On the contrary. Guys using the sardines got more fish and had more action on the whole. Using the smaller live baits, these anglers got bit 2 or even 3 times more often than the guy soaking, trolling or chunking a big bait. But the guy with the larger bait seemed to have the best shot at the larger fish, albeit he might not have as much action as his compadre.

Years ago, a marine biologists buddy of mine told me that fish are a lot like people. Despite their reputations of charging after whatever comes within biting distance of the teeth, fish are lazy just like people. They love to “supersize” and the larger the fish the greater the tendency to be lazy and prefer the larger food pieces. This is because the larger the fish, the more energy it takes to move and hunt for food. Hunting burns energy and requires more food to stoke the fish’s furnace. Eating one big bait is simply easier and more “efficient” for the predator than chasing a bunch of little baitfish around just to get a mouthful. It’s why we order a Big Mac instead of two or three smaller cheeseburgers. It’s wasted energy.

So, next time you’re mucking around in the bait tank and the fish are boiling around the boat, remember that size matters. Pin on a big one and let it fly. Let your amigo have fun with the punk fish. You’re going after the beast!

HEADS UP – Aero Cal might just be up and running by the time you’re reading this. At least, that’s what they say. Or not.

In the meantime…Alaska Airlines has applied to fly the Los Angeles/ La Paz route beginning in late October. Interjet is now flying in various parts of Mexico with plans to expand to Baja at a fraction the cost of Aero Mexico and Mexicana. Avolar Air is flying non-stop from Tijuana to La Paz and other destinations at reduced rates. Avolar started just a few weeks ago and reports are that most planes are full.

That’s my story. If you ever want to reach me, my e-mail is riplipboy@aol.com.
Jonathan

SUPERSIZE ME – published July 2006 – Western Outdoor News

SUPERSIZE ME

Over the last two weeks, I conducted an unofficial and totally un-clinical experiment just for the fun of it.

I charted the fishing results of each of our fishing pangas and/or cruisers. I added up the fish that were caught as well as those that were released. I talked to the anglers and skippers. I checked out perhaps 40 different fishing trips.

I had always wanted to see if there’s any truth to the maxim that, “big bait gets big fish.” When I used to deckhand more regularly and even now that I guide, it always seemed to me that there was some validity to the statement. But, I just wanted to see what happened if I did an informal study.

What I found was interesting. Eight out’ve ten times, the anglers who used the larger baits (mackerel, ladyfish, mullet, caballitos) got the larger fish. Interestingly, the guys who used chunk bait (method of tossing chunks of baitfish into the water and one with a hook into it to entice the fish to eat) also generally got the larger fish.

That’s not to say the guys using say, sardines, had a bad time. On the contrary. Guys using the sardines got more fish and had more action on the whole. Using the smaller live baits, these anglers got bit 2 or even 3 times more often than the guy soaking, trolling or chunking a big bait. But the guy with the larger bait seemed to have the best shot at the larger fish, albeit he might not have as much action as his compadre.

Years ago, a marine biologists buddy of mine told me that fish are a lot like people. Despite their reputations of charging after whatever comes within biting distance of the teeth, fish are lazy just like people. They love to “supersize” and the larger the fish the greater the tendency to be lazy and prefer the larger food pieces. This is because the larger the fish, the more energy it takes to move and hunt for food. Hunting burns energy and requires more food to stoke the fish’s furnace. Eating one big bait is simply easier and more “efficient” for the predator than chasing a bunch of little baitfish around just to get a mouthful. It’s why we order a Big Mac instead of two or three smaller cheeseburgers. It’s wasted energy.

So, next time you’re mucking around in the bait tank and the fish are boiling around the boat, remember that size matters. Pin on a big one and let it fly. Let your amigo have fun with the punk fish. You’re going after the beast!

HEADS UP – Aero Cal might just be up and running by the time you’re reading this. At least, that’s what they say. Or not.

In the meantime…Alaska Airlines has applied to fly the Los Angeles/ La Paz route beginning in late October. Interjet is now flying in various parts of Mexico with plans to expand to Baja at a fraction the cost of Aero Mexico and Mexicana. Avolar Air is flying non-stop from Tijuana to La Paz and other destinations at reduced rates. Avolar started just a few weeks ago and reports are that most planes are full.

That’s my story. If you ever want to reach me, my e-mail is riplipboy@aol.com.
Jonathan

BY ANY OTHER NAME – published June 2006 – Western Outdoor News

BY ANY OTHER NAME
(Origins of the Gringo)

As I’ve often written about in this column, some pretty interesting things come out when a bunch of guys get together after fishing.

Probably more brain power and profound thinking emerges over beer, nachos and salsa than during all those hours spent behind a desk back home when you’re getting paid to think! (Maybe if bosses just supplied every cubicle with beer and happy hour we might be onto something!) You have to be careful what you say in front of me because I have to come up with 52 of these columns a year and I’ve always got my ears open!

Anyway, during one recent sit-down where we were also joined by some of our captains and local friends, we were enlightened about the genesis of the word “gringo” oft applied to tourists, fishermen and basically any non-local.

Story one is the best one. Just prior to World War I when the U.S. sent cavalry troops into Mexico under General Black Jack Pershing to chase down Pancho Villa who had made his own incursions across the U.S. border. But he had a problem. Pancho was the Mexican Robin Hood down here so most of the locals were understandably not real sympathetic to helping General Jack locate Pancho and the boys. “No Senor. We haven’t seen him for many many days, but if you ride over those hills you will surely find him! ” (wink-wink and fingers crossed behind backs).

In those days, men-at-arms often sang marching tunes like “Battle Hymn of the Republic” (Glory Glory Hallelujah); “Johnny Comes Marching Home Again” and other popular war tunes. One of the most popular tunes among the cavalry of that era was, “Green Grow the Hills.” Across the deserts and hills of Mexico, that singing could be heard from a long way off. Nothing like surprising your enemy by singing out loud! That will get them everytime. (Imagine our own troops in the Middle East singing “Highway to Hell” from AC/DC as they patrol Baghdad.)

Well, “Green Grows” became “Gringos” as a way for Mexican partisans to alert their compadres, “Los Gringos vienen!” (The Gringos are coming!) And a new bit of slang entered the lexicon.

Story two…American service men wore “green coats.” Hence “gringos.”

Story three…It’s a bastardization from the Greek word, “griego” which means “stranger.” I have no idea how the Greeks got into this mix, but someone threw that into the discussion about 4 beers into the debate. It was toasted and approved for consideration.

Personally, the one I hear the most lately is “huero.” (“Huera” if you’re a woman.”) It means “blondie.” Don’t be offended if you’re called that. It’s not derogatory. It’s merely a statement of observation that many Americans are light haired. Believe me…it beats what they call me…”chaparito.” (Shorty). In fact, it means “very short.” I’d rather be a taller blonde. Or Greek!

HEADS UP – The Mexican Presidential election comes up July 2nd here in Mexico. President Fox only gets one term of 6 years then has to step down. Certainly that’s important on many levels. Howver, moreso than who’s going to be the next Mexican President, most travelers will be concerned that ‘THE SALE AND PURCHASE OF LIQUOR IS PROHIBITED ON ELECTION DAY!” That’s right. No margartitas or pina coladas at the bar. You cannot buy a case of cerveza at the store or market nor can anyone sell it to you and armed guards will often be seen at many of the more popular places. The prohibition of alcohol on election day seems about as practical as a one-legged-man at a butt kicking contest, but be warned anyway. Stock up AHEAD of time!

That’s my story. If you ever want to reach me, my e-mail is riplipboy@aol.com.